They All Look Chinese to Me

Republicans Look Chinese to MeRepublicans, I mean.

Now you can’t blame Sharron Angle for confusing Hispanics with Asians. After all, you don’t run into many at Republican meetings. Either one, I mean. Think I’m fooling? Well, as an official member of the Nevadan Republican party, I’ve been to a Clark County Republican meeting. Yeah, one, after which it took a prescription of Xanax and multiple interventions to keep me from eating my own head.

What I did learn is that when you go to one of those meetings, be sure to wear sunglasses. The glare off of all that aged white skin can be painful, even to Vegas scorched eyes. After that, even you’d have trouble telling an ICBM from a poodle, let alone Angle from a Chinaman.

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