It’s Morning in Nevada, Again!

Rejoice, citizens of Nevadapotli! We have elected a governor/sun-god who is not only as ideologically pointless as Jim Gibbons but is as manipulatory as a Machiavellian monarch.

By Quetzalcoatl, fellow Nevadnoids, we’ve done the impossible! We’ve elected the one candidate who is worse than Gibbons: Governor Brian Sunny Sandovalnanahuatl, eater of hearts and state programs.

So, when are we gonna say, folks? When are we gonna say: Eat me, Brian!

Brian Sandoval -- The Sun Gov

Eat Me, Brian!

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