Budgets Really Are Overrated

Riddle me this: what would a Sandogibbons administration be like? . . . → Read More: Budgets Really Are Overrated

What You Missed By Reading the Las Vegas Review Journal

While the Las Vegas Review Journal was publishing a fishy poll about the Nevada Governor’s race on the front page today, other local venues and the New York Times went with a rather different story, something about Brian Sandoval not looking too closely at his kids:

And here’s the New York Times . . . → Read More: What You Missed By Reading the Las Vegas Review Journal

So, What DO the Sandoval Children Look Like?

After the stunning revelation today from Gube candidate Brian Sandoval that his kids don’t look Hispanic, I’m sure you’re like me and you’re wondering what they really look like.

So, not having met the Sandovals, I just sorta guess here. These seem to be the sorta kids that won’t get ID-ed if that Arizona law ever really . . . → Read More: So, What DO the Sandoval Children Look Like?

Mystery Malady Spreading Through Governor’s Office: Diagnosed in Sandoval Campaign HQ, Elsewhere

Jim Gibbons and Brian Sandoval Suffering from Invisibility Malady

A strange illness originally seen in the Nevada Governor’s office in Carson City is now spreading through the campaign sites of several prominent Republican candidates.

The malady,whose main symptom appears to be an astounding loss of visibility, was first reported when no one could quite determine the location . . . → Read More: Mystery Malady Spreading Through Governor’s Office: Diagnosed in Sandoval Campaign HQ, Elsewhere

Bunker Brian’s Edumakation Plan

Ooh. Doesn’t Rory look all macho and stuff in those last frames? Still I have to say this. I knew Jim Gibbons, Mr. Brian. And you’re no Jim Gibbons. Okay, except in your overproduced policies designed to woo the wingnuts of . . . → Read More: Bunker Brian’s Edumakation Plan

Goobernatorial Candidate Emerges From Bunker

There have been some reports that Gube candidate Bunker Brian Sandoval has emerged from his lair. Here’s your chance to put him back:

Wonder where I get these ideas… Oh wait, what’s this from the Rory ……. campaign?

Las Vegas, NV – Republican candidate Brian Sandoval briefly emerged from hiding this week to discuss his . . . → Read More: Goobernatorial Candidate Emerges From Bunker