Oh, Brother

GIbbons in Retirement

The Gibbons-fail post-mortems are starting to trickle in, and one particularly obnoxious contribution dripped from the lips of one former Gibboid:

Even supporters noted that Gibbons had a chilly relationship with some media, state lawmakers and lobbyists.

“But that’s Jim Gibbons,” Uithoven said. “He was never one of the good . . . → Read More: Oh, Brother

Nobody Showed Up

Nobody showed up to the unveiling of the official portrait of the World’s Most Forgettable Governor the other day. (Sun) No doubt the most shocking aspect of the portrait was not that the Gube was wearing clothing, but that he wasn’t wearing the turtleneck that was so emblematic of his Hefner-esque stay in the Playboy Carson . . . → Read More: Nobody Showed Up

Ass Breaks Ass: Nevadans Secretly Breathe Sigh of Relief

You know, it wasn’t just over a year ago that brave Nevada punditry would punch and elbow each other for the smallest chance to take a stab at the World’s Worst Guberator’s latest misadventures. Why, back then there was a divorce, passels of paramours, sexting and napping through legislative sessions. Why even now the gov is . . . → Read More: Ass Breaks Ass: Nevadans Secretly Breathe Sigh of Relief

The Horror

This is WAY too flattering…

Oddly, Mr. Krasky does semi-nudes. A missed opportunity to reveal the inner Gibbons.

Not that anyone really wants to . . . → Read More: The Horror

And Now A Word About Proper Social Etiquette from the Governor of Nevada

If you’re like me, I’m sure the first person who comes to mind when you’re looking for someone to set the highest standards of proper behavior and social mores is none other that James Tiberius Gibbons, one time Guberator of the former state of Nevada.

Yup, we’ve all learned how to behave like proper Nevada gentlefolk from . . . → Read More: And Now A Word About Proper Social Etiquette from the Governor of Nevada

Imagination Fails

What they were really thinking at the unveiling of the official Guinn protrait

You know, amid all of the eulogizing of Governor Kenny Guinn, who fell to his death from his own roof top today, my mind couldn’t help wondering what folks’ll say when the current Gube falls offa something to his death. (Sun)

But, sorry, just . . . → Read More: Imagination Fails

Mystery Malady Spreading Through Governor’s Office: Diagnosed in Sandoval Campaign HQ, Elsewhere

Jim Gibbons and Brian Sandoval Suffering from Invisibility Malady

A strange illness originally seen in the Nevada Governor’s office in Carson City is now spreading through the campaign sites of several prominent Republican candidates.

The malady,whose main symptom appears to be an astounding loss of visibility, was first reported when no one could quite determine the location . . . → Read More: Mystery Malady Spreading Through Governor’s Office: Diagnosed in Sandoval Campaign HQ, Elsewhere

Goober’s Lawsuits Will Outlast Him

The Nevada Supreme Court ruled in favor of the  Reno Gazette-Journal in its lawsuit against putative Nevada governor Jim Gibbons. Gibbers will be required to hand over papers about his mysteriously disappearing gun permit. (RGJ)

You all will no doubt dimly recall that there were questions about how Gibbons was able to obtain a concealed weapons’ permit . . . → Read More: Goober’s Lawsuits Will Outlast Him

Governor’s Team Phoning It In

Despite all the racket about Gøøberner Jim Gibbons and the staff digging in for five months of payback hell as the putative Gube wreaks his revenge on his defenseless constituents, it really looks like the staff isn’t really making much of an effort. Just consider the latest attempt at an attack on the Interim Finance Committee . . . → Read More: Governor’s Team Phoning It In

Gibbons’ Revenge

Jim Gibbons and his crew apparently have decided to take the rest of the state out with them in a vengeful reign of terror not seen since somewhere around the time of the Roman emperor Nero.

No, I’m sorry. That’s hardly a fair analogy. To Nero. Nero set fire to Rome in order to rebuild some slums. . . . → Read More: Gibbons’ Revenge