Titillating Tales of John Ensign and the Senate Ethics Committee!

And I didn’t even have to make most of this . . . → Read More: Titillating Tales of John Ensign and the Senate Ethics Committee!

Somebody Needs Psychiatric Help

The FEC bails on it’s investigation of Senator “Slick” John Ensign, who announced his plans to run for re-election to the collective groans of all Nevada. (RJ) Still, if he throws in a vacation to Hawaii, who could possibly . . . → Read More: Somebody Needs Psychiatric Help

What John Ensign Said at the Sharron Angle Debate Prep

News item: John Ensign played Harry Reid during mock debates designed to prepare Sharron Angle for the . . . → Read More: What John Ensign Said at the Sharron Angle Debate Prep

One Senator Short

Despicable John Offers Slush Fund Sharron Angle The Shrunken Head of Barbara Vucanovich

So, we keep hearing how the Senate is one vote short of passing the unemployment benefits extension. Yeah, it looks like the replacement for Byrd is in the works, and Harry Reid plans a vote next Tuesday. Presumably, the Byrd replacement will supply . . . → Read More: One Senator Short

They Voted Against Extending Unemployment Benefits

Here’s a list of the Senators who voted against extending unemployment benefits. I provide it for my tweeps tweeting under the hashes #unemployment #Twittermarch and #11DaystoShametheSenate and others concerned about the unemployed so there is a convenient list of Senators who are willing to sell out the unemployed in the hopes of getting elected by extremists.

If . . . → Read More: They Voted Against Extending Unemployment Benefits

Despicable John

Man, yet another movie you do not want to see: Despicable John, starring John “I hate the unemployed unless they got nice butts and I fired them because their husband found out I was schtupping them” Ensign.

Ensign has been going to great lengths lately to defend his misguided votes against extending unemployment benefits even though his . . . → Read More: Despicable John

Ensign: Make Carson City Pen Into Debtors’ Prison

Nevada’s other Senator and Chair of the Senate Subcommittee on Cuckoldry and Sexual Harassment, John Ensign, announced the other day, don’t ask me when, that the Nevada State Prison should not be closed. He proposes instead to convert the facility into a debtors’ prison, the first ever in Nevada history.

“Well,” said the Senator, “I just got . . . → Read More: Ensign: Make Carson City Pen Into Debtors’ Prison